Alcatraz's Featured collection
Step into the heart of the swamp with our Featured Collection. A handpicked roundup of our boldest brews, loudest mugs, and most unapologetically patriotic gear. Whether you're sipping on our politically charged coffee blends, toting a mug that makes liberals and lattes uncomfortable, or sporting tees that turn heads faster than a government shutdown—this is where the real action happens.
Every item in this collection is brewed for impact—flavor-packed, freedom-fueled, and branded with the unmistakable bite of Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co. These aren’t just products. they're conversation starters, caffeinated statements, and wearable middle fingers to bland conformity.
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Democrat Shutdown (6 Bean Blend)
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Republican Shutdown (6 Bean Blend)
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Third Term Tankard
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Trumpkin Spice (Single Origin Pumpkin Spice Coffee)
Regular price $24.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / perSale price $24.99 USD 
Alligator Alcatraz Coffee isn’t just a brew—it’s an escape.
Born from the wild swamps and the infamous island prison, our brand fuses untamed flavor with legendary history. Each sip tells a story. Bold, rebellious, and unforgettable. Whether you're a rule-breaker, dream-chaser, or just need a strong cup to start your day, you're one of us now.
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Alligator Tea Cellar Blended to Sip With Sass
Welcome to the darker side of “proper.” At Alligator Alcatraz Tea, we don’t serve tea with pinkies out. We serve it with handcuffs and leg irons on. Our blends are bold, brazen, and brewed for those who think chamomile should come with a side of classified documents. Each sip is a steeped rebellion. Flavored by history, spiced with satire, and strong enough to interrogate your taste buds.
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Contraband & Conversation Starters
Welcome to the official merch stash of Alligator Alcatraz Coffee Co. Where mugs, tees, and accessories double as fashion statements and political punchlines. Whether you're sipping from a “Deport-A-Latte” mug, rocking a tee that triggers your neighbor’s HOA, or repping ICE gators in full sarcastic glory, this gear isn't just wearable—it's weaponized satire.
Each item is designed for maximum comfort and minimum censorship.
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